| Cool links | sounds | Chat | about | guestbook | cheats |
| Transfer of data is complete | Windows startup sound |
| now estableshing datalink | Windows startup sound |
| enter when ready | Windows startup sound |
| hello computer? | Windows startup sound |
| logs accest | windows startup sound |
| Auto shutdown in progress | terminate Windows |
| --whizz!-- | error |
| --tiditada!-- | error |
| Bye..... | terminate Windows |
| Darth Vader: I've been waiting for you... | Windows startup sound |
| That's all folks! | terminate windows |
| Schwarzenegger: Hasta la vista, baby! | terminate windows |
| X-ray delta-1 transmission concluded. | treminate windows |
| the Simpsons | error new! |
| Homer Simpson: press any key..... | Windows startup sound new! |
| Schwarzenegger: ill be back... | Windows shutdown sound new! |
| Due to some violend contend, parental discretion is advised | Windows startup sound new! |
| Homer Simpson: AAGH....i mean ...hello! | windows startup sound new! |
| Elvis has left the building. | terminate Windows new! |
| Homer Simpson: The mail! The mail is here! | incoming mail new! |
| Master, i have mail for you.. | incoming mail new! |
| Initiatating shutdown sequence | Windows shutdown sound new! |
| --zngk--Message for you sir! | incoming mail new! |
| Frank en Ronald de Boer: computer aan | Windows startup |
| Frank en Ronald de boer: computer uit | terminate windows |
| Frank en Ronald de Boer: kritieke stop | critical stop |
| Frank en Ronald de Boer: Gele Kaart! | Error |
| Frank en Ronald de Boer: nieuwe mail | incoming mail |
| Frank en Ronald de Boer: vuilnisbak vol | trash full |
| Bert en Ernie: Hij doet niets meer... | error |
